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Big Nick Energy Sweatshirt Funny Santa Christmas Sweatshirt

Big Nick Energy Sweatshirt Funny Santa Christmas Sweatshirt

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Big Nick Energy: North Pole Approved & Mildly Suggestive šŸŽ„šŸ”„

If you’ve been waiting for a holiday sweatshirt that’s cozy, iconic, and carrying just a little more… presence than your typical seasonal sweater-your wait is officially over.

Introducing the Big Nick Energy Sweatshirt, featuring our exclusive winking Santa illustration (complete with vintage tartan backdrop) and enough cheeky charm to light up the entire sleigh runway.

This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves:
Spicy holiday humor
Cozy, premium winter wear
Santa with a wink and an attitude
Being the reason HR sends a ā€œgentle reminderā€ email

ā„ļø Why Everyone Loves This Crewneck

This sweatshirt isn’t here to blend in with the herd of basic holiday tees. It’s here to sleigh.

šŸŽØ The Art (A Whole Mood)

Custom bold-lined, vintage-inspired Santa patch
Tartan plaid background for retro holiday vibes
Perfectly placed wink to deliver maximum Big Nick Energy
ā€œNorth Pole Approvedā€ stamp of chaotic holiday prestige

šŸŽ The Vibe (Cheeky but Classy)

Playful, confident, and just risquƩ enough to make people laugh instead of clutch their pearls.

Wear it to:
Holiday parties
Ugly Sweater events (you’ll win, obviously)
Gift wrapping marathons
Work (if you're brave… or chaotic neutral)

🌿 Premium Quality You Can Feel Good About

You deserve comfort that feels luxurious while matching your festive personality.

Fabric & Feel:

80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester (eco-friendly & ultra-soft)
100% organic cotton exterior
Cozy French Terry interior (warm without overheating)
Durable 2x2 ribbed collar and polished fit

This is not a fast-fashion throwaway. This is Santa-level craftsmanship.

šŸ“ Sizing Note for US Customers (Read This!)

This sweatshirt is made using EU sizing, which fits more tailored and slightly smaller than standard US garments.

šŸ‘‰ We strongly recommend choosing one size UP from your usual US size for the perfect comfy fit.

(If you wear a US Medium → order a Large.)

šŸŽ Perfect For
Holiday gifts (especially for the friend with chaotic humor)
Spicy Secret Santa exchanges
Christmas morning photos
Showing up festive but not basic
Anyone who appreciates a double entendre

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

Ā  CHEST WIDTH (inches) BODY LENGTH (inches)
S 20 ā…› 26 ¾
M 21 ¼ 27 ½
L 22 ½ 28 ā…œ
XL 23 ā… 29 ā…›
XXL 24 ¾ 29 ā…ž
Ā  CHEST WIDTH (cm) BODY LENGTH (cm)
S 51 68
M 54 70
L 57 72
XL 60 74
XXL 63 76
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