Jolly AF Santa Sweatshirt Funny Christmas Crewneck

Certified Nice List Dropout

A.K.A. The “Jolly AF” Holiday Sweatshirt You Didn’t Know You Needed**
Someone had to say it: some of us were simply not built for quiet, polite, cinnamon-scented wholesomeness. Some of us are chaotic festive gremlins who spike the eggnog, judge everyone’s wrapping-paper technique, and get way too excited about a good thrifted ornament.
If that’s you? Congratulations. You’ve found your holiday uniform.

This “Jolly AF” Santa sweatshirt features our original, hand-drawn vintage-style Santa, smiling with the exact energy of a man who knows he’s absolutely not on the official Nice List anymore… but is vibing anyway. He’s bold. He’s nostalgic. He’s a little unhinged. He’s perfect.

The Design & The Vibe

Our Santa? He’s got stories. He’s got opinions. He’s got receipts.
And yes—he’s laughing because he absolutely would roast a sugar cookie on an open flame for drama.

Design Highlights:

A warm, vintage badge-style Santa illustration created in-house at Ash & Prose

“Jolly AF” curved proudly across the top

“Certified Nice List Dropout” stamped at the bottom for maximum holiday truth-telling

Perfect for lovers of sarcastic Christmas gear, retro holiday aesthetics, and anyone who’s ever muttered “I’m festive, not wholesome”

🌿 Sustainable Style Meets Peak Comfy

Listen, you deserve to be comfortable while causing seasonal chaos.
This unisex crewneck checks every box:
80% organic cotton + 20% recycled polyester (eco-friendly, so Santa can’t drag you for it)
French terry knit interior = soft, breathable, snuggly
High-quality construction with set-in sleeves, 2x2 ribbed collar, and self-fabric neck tape

Basically, it feels like being hugged by a cloud that also has a great sense of humor

✨ Product Details

Material: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
Fabric: French terry knit
Fit: Unisex (relaxed but polished)
Origin: Responsibly sourced blank (Bangladesh)
Print: Your Santa art, printed crisp and gorgeous—zero changes to your OG illustration

🚨 Sizing Note (Very Important for US Customers!)

This crewneck uses EU sizing, which generally runs smaller than US sizing.
Most US customers should size up one full size for the best, cozy fit.
For example, if you normally wear a Medium, order a Large. Trust me. Your future self will thank you.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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