Travelers beware: in a true fantasy tavern, absolute chaos hides in the most ordinary places. Featuring an original, masterfully hand-drawn illustration of a tavern stool mimic caught mid-snap, this classic unisex graphic tee is the ultimate badge of honor for dungeon masters, tabletop gamers, and dark fantasy enthusiasts. Designed to deliver a structured, sharp look that anchors any layered streetwear outfit, this tee reminds everyone at your table the ultimate rule of adventuring: Trust Nothing.
✨ Guild Artifact Highlights
Hand-Drawn Lore: Features an original, intricately woodcut-style character illustration sketched by the Guildmaster, exclusive to Ash & Prose.
Structured Streetwear: Crafted from 100% premium classic cotton, this tee sits beautifully with crisp, sharp lines around the edges—making it perfect for effortless layering or an elevated everyday look.
Adventure-Ready Build: Features robust tubular fabric, a taped neck and shoulders, and a double seam at the sleeves and bottom hem to survive any dungeon crawl or tavern brawl.
Flattering Unisex Fit: Universally tailored to maintain its structure, making it an excellent trendy centerpiece for any fantasy wardrobe.
Garment Specs & Care
The Material: 100% Premium Classic Cotton.
(Our specialized elemental variants weave in soft polyester blends):
Ash Grey: 99% Cotton / 1% Polyester
Sport Grey: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester
All Other Heather Tones: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
The Weight: A substantial, premium heavy-classic weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) built for durability.
The Build: Classic crew neck, durable open-end yarn, tubular construction, and taped seams.
The Upkeep: To keep the ink pristine, wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and never iron directly over the design.
⚠️ Artisanal Fabric Disclaimers: * Due to the natural properties of the classic cotton weave, our White color variant features a soft, vintage off-white tone rather than a stark fluorescent white.
Our Natural color variant features beautiful, intentional dark color speckles naturally woven throughout the fabric, enhancing its rustic, old-world look.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
